Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Sprint, 70.3, Iron, Ultra? Fuck that. How about a magnum triathlon?


What do you call oral, vaginal, and anal... all in under an hour?


Normally I just call it "Friday Night" but we'll rename it the "Magnum Triathlon"

Perhaps we'll call the it the
First Annual IronWhore Magnum Triathlon Presented by Trojan
in honor of the sexiest triathlete alive.

1 comment:

Iron Whore said...

I'm there, but I need to know how many minutes of each so I can...um...prepare.