A secret source at Runner's World magazine has sent me a copy of the original undoctored cover proof featuring a Fat Triathlete that was featured on their cover in the October 2007 issue.
(first draft of the October 2007 cover)It is easily ascertained from the wide hips, enormous thighs, and godzilla cankles that this is in fact a real triathlete; not the doctored version that ran actual print issue. Don't be fooled by the media; fatties have very effectively infested the triathlon world and are considered immune to weight loss even under such demanding circumstances.
If you see a fat triathlete in the streets, try to avoid contact. Fattyness spreads by contact and is highly contagous. Do not share bottles with fat triathletes as indirect contact with a fat triathlete is the second leading cause of obesity in our country.
