Showing posts with label courtesy gap? fucking-a right. Show all posts
Showing posts with label courtesy gap? fucking-a right. Show all posts

Friday, January 30, 2009

For fucks sake...

Why can't all of you hideous bitches lose 25 pounds, grow your hair halfway down your back, bleach your hair blonde, and get a tan?


What is so fucking hard about about all this? See those two girls in the middle? I don't even CARE what their faces look like. It's obvious that they all have courtesy gaps, even if it's hidden from this angle.

Now, just for the record, I wouldn't date you because you'd be a fake blonde; but I do a little charity work every now and then...so you might have a slight chance.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Hey fatties

When you get so skinny that you need suspenders to hold up your bikini bottoms, give me a call...