Saturday, October 23, 2010

the g-spot assassin

The sugar momma asked me why I run with my shirt off...

Hmmm. Well, I suppose it's because it gives all the ladies a clit-boner. Just a guess.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Big boned

The is a saying a about girls with big bones...

Bones don't jiggle.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Joke Day

What is the definition of making love?

Something your girlfriend does while you are fucking her.

In Northern Virginia, the muffin tops eat you...

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Fattie says what.

Compute your ideal body weight here:

Finally, a BMI calculator with Push10G's seal of approval. Be sure to experiment with both formulas to hone in on your ideal weight.

Joke Day!

What is the #1 side effect of Anorexia?

500 chumps standing around you telling you how HOT you are.

What has 8 legs and scares women?

Gang Rape!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Fatties must pay!

This is just awesome... I think a food tax for fatties is a great idea! Here's another idea, make fatties pay a cover charge to walk into grocery stores or restaurants. Ugly people have to pay cover charges at the bar, so just extend the idea a bit. It's for their own good.

Sunday, January 24, 2010


I must be getting old... when the fuck did they start letting girls over 130lbs into plastic sororities?

Have some sense of decency ladies, who cares what a fat chick is wearing?