Lose weight, grow your hair down to the middle of your back, and get a tan. Next week you can send me pictures of your courtesy gap.
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
For fucks sake...
Why can't all of you hideous bitches lose 25 pounds, grow your hair halfway down your back, bleach your hair blonde, and get a tan?
What is so fucking hard about about all this? See those two girls in the middle? I don't even CARE what their faces look like. It's obvious that they all have courtesy gaps, even if it's hidden from this angle.
Now, just for the record, I wouldn't date you because you'd be a fake blonde; but I do a little charity work every now and then...so you might have a slight chance.
What is so fucking hard about about all this? See those two girls in the middle? I don't even CARE what their faces look like. It's obvious that they all have courtesy gaps, even if it's hidden from this angle.
Now, just for the record, I wouldn't date you because you'd be a fake blonde; but I do a little charity work every now and then...so you might have a slight chance.
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