Friday, January 30, 2009

For fucks sake...

Why can't all of you hideous bitches lose 25 pounds, grow your hair halfway down your back, bleach your hair blonde, and get a tan?


What is so fucking hard about about all this? See those two girls in the middle? I don't even CARE what their faces look like. It's obvious that they all have courtesy gaps, even if it's hidden from this angle.

Now, just for the record, I wouldn't date you because you'd be a fake blonde; but I do a little charity work every now and then...so you might have a slight chance.

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