http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_virus
And I quote my December 21st blog post (emphasis added):
If you see a fat triathlete in the streets, try to avoid contact. Fattyness spreads by contact and is highly contagious. Do not share bottles with fat triathletes as indirect contact with a fat triathlete is the second leading cause of obesity in our country.So let's review the facts:
- Fat is hideous and ugly
- Being around fat people will make you fat
- Triathletes are fat
- If you don't have a courtesy gap you are morbidly obese
- Runners aren't fat
- Since your daughter is a skinny high school cross country runner you should let me hook up with her
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