Just remember that hunger pangs are the sign of fat leaving the body.
Showing posts with label don't be fat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label don't be fat. Show all posts
Sunday, March 22, 2009
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- Push_10_Gs
- On your girlfriends tits
- An airfierce stick jockey with a big ass watch and clockin much bank while compensating for a puny penis in punk ass polyester pants. The same polyester pants hiding a wallet when it comes time to tip the hooker at the Holiday Inn. Usually comes with a swagger, cowboy boots, aviator shades, and a toothpick to poke the cockpit mike. Generally an expert on any subject including politics; especially affirmative action.
Never Get Old, Never Get Married, Never Have Kids
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Labels
- call me when you lose 15 more pounds (19)
- lose weight you fatty (18)
- thinspiration (12)
- joke day (10)
- lose 75 pounds you fat fuck (9)
- skinny is hot (9)
- stop eating and lose more weight (9)
- the aristocrats (9)
- courtesy gap (8)
- women have an expiration date (8)
- personal trainer (6)
- call me when you lose 20 more pounds (5)
- admit you are fat (4)
- anorexilicious (4)
- fat triathletes (4)
- fatties can't even give a hand-job without getting tired (4)
- how fat you are isn't a joke (4)
- pink cervélos are for fatties (4)
- short hair is for my dyke ex girlfriend who is now the man in her relationship (4)
- I love turbulence (3)
- hollywood lifter (3)
- long blonde hair is hot (3)
- m-dot shit for fatties (3)
- nobody likes a fattie (3)
- shave your cooter and lose 1 pound instantly (3)
- short post from a sleezy hotel lobby (3)
- Damn that's a big bitch (2)
- If you aren't a hottie then you're a fattie (2)
- Magnum Triathlon (2)
- SUCCESS (2)
- anorexia (2)
- big boned? you look like cartman on south park (2)
- bonus joke day (2)
- courtesy gap? fucking-a right (2)
- fat equals stupid (2)
- fat virus (2)
- get a tan (2)
- giggity (2)
- if you binge don't forget to PURGE (2)
- put your finger down your throat (2)
- skinny girls are hotter than you (2)
- stop leaving those snail trails on my uniform slacks -they are dry clean only (2)
- things fat people do (2)
- tickets to the gun show (2)
- who's in for body shots? (2)
- wide hips (2)
- you are a giant seal with a pork filling (2)
- your fat is the equivalent of 5 CFRP bikes taped to your ass) (2)
- Anorexia Fun Run (1)
- BACON IS A VEGETABLE (1)
- FUPA (1)
- Fat floats (1)
- Let me counsel you one-on-one (1)
- Ricky Gervais (1)
- You're the one who should be sweating during sex you fattie (1)
- a new airline and a new set of fat flight attendants (1)
- air farce wimps can't handle negative Gs (1)
- airline pilots get paid a lot of money to sit around and tell the worst possible jokes (1)
- al bundy (1)
- bad ass (1)
- beauty is bone deep (1)
- bulimia (1)
- cankles (1)
- chicks dig scars (1)
- clean out the shit in your fat rolls and lose 75 pounds (1)
- clit-boner (1)
- cougar (1)
- cougars can fly me anytime (1)
- cum gutters are the external obliques (1)
- cutting (1)
- ding fries are done (1)
- ditch your fat friends (1)
- does your hairy crotch pooch have a name (1)
- don't be fat (1)
- exercise music (1)
- fat chicks have to pay (1)
- fat flight attendants want to be triathletes (1)
- fat gene is a guy and not a genetic sequence (1)
- fat thighs (1)
- fat women in wetsuits (1)
- fatty flight attendants (1)
- flat chested (1)
- fuck curves (1)
- fucking cock blockers (1)
- fun loving rexia (1)
- get a labiaplasty and lose 3 pounds (1)
- gym douches (1)
- gym etiquette (1)
- hail damaged thighs (1)
- how can you trust a fattie? (1)
- how to pick up women with low intelligence and no self-esteem (1)
- how to trick people into believing you are good looking (1)
- i look like a Ken doll so why can't you look like Barbie? (1)
- it's summer time so run outside at noon you fatties (1)
- lesbian bed death (1)
- levels of fattieness (1)
- looks like you're going to be needing a butt plug when I get through with you (1)
- lose the tit fat (1)
- make up sex is awesome (1)
- music to lose weight to (1)
- my 16 inch cock (1)
- no excuses (1)
- no fatties in this triathlon (1)
- no no I'll call you (1)
- nutrition for fatties (1)
- oh my god MY EYES where's the eye bleach? (1)
- pissed off girlfriend (1)
- pussy magnet (1)
- reverse mermaid (1)
- reverse triathlon (1)
- riding the cotton pony (1)
- rock climbing (1)
- self-mutilation is being fat (1)
- shave your bush (1)
- size two is for fatties (1)
- small tits are good tits (1)
- sports for fatties (1)
- sports for hot chicks (1)
- spreading holiday cheer (1)
- sprockettes are fatties (1)
- stay skinny and keep your man (1)
- summer sexy guide (1)
- the fat clock is reading a quarter-past-time-to-lose-30-pounds (1)
- they don't let these guns go through security (1)
- tickling the cervix (1)
- triathlons cause obesity to spread (1)
- voulez vous danser (1)
- when I was 26 I was banging an unexpired skinny 51 year old with long blonde hair (1)
- you being fat ruined my christmas (1)
- you would make a nice cock decoration (1)
- your flat chested 16 year old daughter is hotter than you (1)
- your picture is in the encyclopedia of infectious diseases (1)
- your picture is in the encylopedia of infectious diseases (1)
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