Monday, September 21, 2009

It's as easy as 1-2-3!

I don't get it... All a woman needs to do is be skinny, let her hair grow to the bottom of her shoulder blades, and shower/shampoo twice a day... What is so hard about that?

Friday, September 4, 2009

words of wisdom

Accidents don't kill people... accidents make people.

Take that out on your friday night with the flight attendants.