Joke Day

What is the definition of making love?

Something your girlfriend does while you are fucking her.

In Northern Virginia, the muffin tops eat you...

Fattie says what.

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Joke Day!

What is the #1 side effect of Anorexia?

500 chumps standing around you telling you how HOT you are.




What has 8 legs and scares women?

Gang Rape!