Friday, March 13, 2009

A tale of two friends

I fly around and meet skinny girls all over the country... nearly every skinny girl i meet has two friends, Ana and Mia. They are peculiar friends...Ana seems to have a lot of forethought, while Mia seems to be hung up on past regrets. The latter is a real bad girl... Hang out with her too much and you'll really get yourself into trouble.

Twice the taste, no caloriesDo you know Ana and Mia? I might be able to arrange an introduction for you. You'll be in love with your new friends so much, you won't even notice that your old best friend, Aunt Flo, doesn't come to visit any more.

Are diamonds a girls best friend? Sure as fuck not the ones I like.

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