Dear Push10G's, now that I've followed your weight loss program I don't fit in with my fat triathlon friends anymore! All they want to do is ride their bikes 7 miles to Burger King for a supersized 3000 calorie fattie meal. Triathletes are a horrible influence on staying skinny... what should I do??? -Yours Vaginally, -A Blonde Hottie.
Every one in a thousand triathletes faces this dilemma. Now that you've started losing weight, you realize you don't fit in with all of you fat triathlon friends anymore. When you finish becoming a hottie, here is a list of sports that hotties do, for you to choose from. There is also a list of fattie sports to avoid.
Sports with hotties:
-pole vaulting
-running
-rock climbing
-cycling
-tennis
-surfing
-beach volleyball
-ballet
-diving
I personally suggest sports which involve warm weather, a bikini, and sweating.
Sports with fatties:
-triathlon
-swimming
-soccer
-basketball
-softball
-hard-surface volleyball
Now i realize that all you are a triathlete and you see running and biking on the skinny list, and swimming on the fattie list. Just accept it and let's avoid the argument. Pick one and be a competitive hottie. Now your goal isn't just to finish, it's to finish faster than everyone else.
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haha - thank you for this, it just inspired me to run a little farther tonight than planned!
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