Monday, December 29, 2008

Still looking for your courtesy gap?


Having trouble finding your courtesy gap?

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From the looks of pictures that have been emailed to me, there seems to be a bit of confusion in how the courtesy gap is determined. Here is the official Push 10 G's Guide to Courtesy Gap Inspection:
  1. A properly formed courtesy gap will measure 3 inches from thigh to thigh, measured 1 inch below the lowest point of the camel toe.
  2. The courtesy gap is measured with the woman standing vertical, with her heels and the balls of her feet both touching
  3. A false courtesy gap may be formed when a woman leans forward, as though to be entered from behind or to self-inspect while leaning over (suggestion: use a full length mirror).
  4. You should determine the actual size of your gap with a trained partner, not be leaning over to measure it yourself, to ensure accurate measurements.
  5. If you wear greater than size zero skinny jeans you are too fat to have a courtesy gap. I suggest losing ten pounds and then remeasuring. Repeat this process every two weeks until you have proper courtesy gap.

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