SRAM Red: 265 grams
Cost $2000
$3426 per pound
DuraAce 7900: 135 Grams
Cost $2300
$7734 per pound
Campy Super Record: 235 grams
Cost $3100
$5988 per pound
Labiaplasty : 3 pounds of your hideous roast beef meat curtains shaved off
Cost $3000
$1000 per pound and a better looking courtesy gap
Stop being a GU guzzling fat-ass and get down to below 14% body fat: 23 pounds saved
Cost $-800
($35) per pound
Just think, you are making money by losing weight! You'll save over 800 dollars if you lay off all the fucking GU gels and lose all that grotesque body fat that bulges out of your cycling shorts
The money saved by losing all this weight will pay for a quarter of the cost of your labia reduction surgery! Then you won't have to bitch about how your vazhïn swells up and looks like a rose made out roast beef that smells like a dumpster full of rotting fish every time you DNF the ride because your fatt ass can't climb florida hills.
The benefits are endless!!! And if you call now, I throw in an added bonus! If you shave all the hair between your vazhïn and your asshole you'll lose another pound instantly! Thats an $800 dollar value just for being a hideous wildebeast!!!
How could you possibly want to buy a lighter components when all you have to do is shave off a pound of matted pubes, stop sucking GU gels like a coke whore earning her living, and indulge in a little self-beautification surgery? And here's a another free bonus, not only will you look better, but you won't make that flapping noise when you are pissing.
How great is that?
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