Happy fucking new year

My new year's resolutions:

1. Treat women I don't know more like shit
2. Treat women I do know more like shit
3. Treat average looking women more like i treat fatties
4. Tell at least 10 women per day to lose weight
5. Of the women I tell to lose weight, my quota will be at least 100 pounds (sum total)
6. Make at least 3 fat women cry per day