Friday, February 13, 2009

Top exercise for fatties

So you want to look fat? Boy do I have an exercise for you...

But then again, since you are already a fattie you probably already do this exercise every day.fatties love some hip adduction/abduction almost as much as In-N-Out burgers

If you never want to have a courtesy gap and you want to keep your wide hips forever, why don't you head down to your local gym and do Hip Adduction/Abduction exercises. I'm sure you know what machine I'm talking about... You saw other fat bitches slobbering all over this useless machine so you decided to do yet another exercise which involves sitting down and spreading your legs.

What a useless fucking exercise. All it does it makes your thunder thighs even wider. That means it makes your thighs rub together even more and makes your ass look wider in those bike shorts you outgrew a long time ago anyway.

You should really practice your Kegels instead, by tying a 5 pound weight to your favorite dildo, insert it whilst standing up, and contract your PC muscles to keep it there for 30 second repititions, until failure.

What a sexy sleek device they make for this purpose.

If you think it is upside down in this picture, you need get a tightening vaginoplasty when you get your labia reduction surgery.

2 comments:

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