Encyclopedia of Fatties

I just picked up a new book from Barnes and Noble yesterday. I recognized some hot female triathletes from the front cover, so I thought I'd pick it up and write a review on it.


Turns out the book is very direct and to the point. It says that you are all fat and you need to lose weight; you fucking fatties....

No joke. Put down the turkey drumstick, take the emergency GU packets out of your fat folds, and start working on that courtesy gap. After all, When everyone in the room is skinny, it's the widest courtesy gap that matters.