Joke Day!

What is the #1 side effect of Anorexia?

500 chumps standing around you telling you how HOT you are.




What has 8 legs and scares women?

Gang Rape!

Joke Day

Bigamy is one wife too many.

So is monogamy.

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Q: Why do men die before their wives?

A: They want to.

bonus joke day

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing. You told her twice already.

Q: What is the first thing a woman should do after getting out of the hospital for domestic violence?
A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Q: What do 20,000 battered women have in common?
A: They don't know how to fuckin' listen.

Q: How does Bush know when Cheney is having a good day?
A: His penis tastes of the blood of minority children.