Showing posts with label the fat clock is reading a quarter-past-time-to-lose-30-pounds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the fat clock is reading a quarter-past-time-to-lose-30-pounds. Show all posts

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Daylight Savings


Tomorrow starts daylight savings time you fatties.

Since there is one less hour in the day on Sunday, that means you need to cut your dietary intake by at least 4%...

Why don't you just round that up to 50% less. Yeah...