Anorexilicious Magazine: Nothing tastes better than thin feels.

I hear that bony hips and small tits are in fashion this year...

Thinspiration

"Thin is good, but even thinner is perfection"

As I was groping my girlfriend this afternoon I was paying special attention to her hip bones sticking out above her jeans. She asked me if I thought her bones were sexy... I said yes.

Cheer up fattie!

Just remember that hunger pangs are the sign of fat leaving the body.

Just the facts ma'am

Remember Ladies, no one can call you anorexic until you've missed your period for at least 3 cycles....

Here's the official finish line for anorexia:

1. Refusal to maintain body weight at or above a minimally normal weight for age and height (e.g., weight loss leading to maintenance of body weight less than 85% of that expected; or failure to make expected weight gain during period of growth, leading to body weight less than 85% of that expected).
2. Intense fear of gaining weight or becoming obese
3. Disturbance in the way in which one's body weight or shape is experienced, undue influence of body weight or shape on self-evaluation, or denial of the seriousness of the current low body weight.
4. The absence of at least three consecutive menstrual cycles (amenorrhea) in women who have had their first menstrual period but have not yet gone through menopause (postmenarcheal, premenopausal females).

Considering the time it would take for the onset of amenorrhea, that's like half a year of getting skinny before you could be accused of being anorexic. Besides, no one has ever told me why women take those damn sugar pills every month anyway.