An airfierce stick jockey with a big ass watch and clockin much bank while compensating for a puny penis in punk ass polyester pants. The same polyester pants hiding a wallet when it comes time to tip the hooker at the Holiday Inn. Usually comes with a swagger, cowboy boots, aviator shades, and a toothpick to poke the cockpit mike. Generally an expert on any subject including politics; especially affirmative action.
Start in level flight, push the stick 'til it hits the fucking gas tank. Scream. Seriously, scream so you don't bust the vessels in your eyes. Look left. Don't drag a wing. Lots of left rudder. Check the horizon. Don't fuck up. Unfuck yourself. Shit. My controls.