the g-spot assassin

The sugar momma asked me why I run with my shirt off...

Hmmm. Well, I suppose it's because it gives all the ladies a clit-boner. Just a guess.

Big boned

The is a saying a about girls with big bones...

Bones don't jiggle.

Don't forget to lose 60 pounds first.

Then lose twenty more, as long as you end up less than 120 pounds, you'll do.

Joke Day

What is the definition of making love?

Something your girlfriend does while you are fucking her.

In Northern Virginia, the muffin tops eat you...

Fattie says what.

Compute your ideal body weight here:

http://www.nerdbucket.com/entertain/anorexia_bulimia_calculator/you_are_too_fat.php

Finally, a BMI calculator with Push10G's seal of approval. Be sure to experiment with both formulas to hone in on your ideal weight.

Joke Day!

What is the #1 side effect of Anorexia?

500 chumps standing around you telling you how HOT you are.




What has 8 legs and scares women?

Gang Rape!

Fatties must pay!

http://consumerist.com/2010/01/whole-foods-finds-way-to-make-overweight-folk-feel-even-more-self-conscious.html

This is just awesome... I think a food tax for fatties is a great idea! Here's another idea, make fatties pay a cover charge to walk into grocery stores or restaurants. Ugly people have to pay cover charges at the bar, so just extend the idea a bit. It's for their own good.

WTF?

I must be getting old... when the fuck did they start letting girls over 130lbs into plastic sororities?

http://fashionista.com/2010/01/pi_phi_votes_tory_burch_not_do.php?

Have some sense of decency ladies, who cares what a fat chick is wearing?