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Pop Quiz Time!

Which one of these girls are big boned?

the g-spot assassin

The sugar momma asked me why I run with my shirt off...

Hmmm. Well, I suppose it's because it gives all the ladies a clit-boner. Just a guess.

Big boned

The is a saying a about girls with big bones...

Bones don't jiggle.

Don't forget to lose 60 pounds first.

Then lose twenty more, as long as you end up less than 120 pounds, you'll do.

Joke Day

What is the definition of making love?

Something your girlfriend does while you are fucking her.

In Northern Virginia, the muffin tops eat you...

Fattie says what.

Compute your ideal body weight here:

http://www.nerdbucket.com/entertain/anorexia_bulimia_calculator/you_are_too_fat.php

Finally, a BMI calculator with Push10G's seal of approval. Be sure to experiment with both formulas to hone in on your ideal weight.

Joke Day!

What is the #1 side effect of Anorexia?

500 chumps standing around you telling you how HOT you are.




What has 8 legs and scares women?

Gang Rape!

Fatties must pay!

http://consumerist.com/2010/01/whole-foods-finds-way-to-make-overweight-folk-feel-even-more-self-conscious.html

This is just awesome... I think a food tax for fatties is a great idea! Here's another idea, make fatties pay a cover charge to walk into grocery stores or restaurants. Ugly people have to pay cover charges at the bar, so just extend the idea a bit. It's for their own good.

WTF?

I must be getting old... when the fuck did they start letting girls over 130lbs into plastic sororities?

http://fashionista.com/2010/01/pi_phi_votes_tory_burch_not_do.php?

Have some sense of decency ladies, who cares what a fat chick is wearing?

Cycling is too boring

How to make road cycling more interesting:

Slalom gates at random intervals that are wide enough for one, two, or three cyclists. (each gate would be different, but never more than three abreast)

Shoulder blocking is legal

Drifting: 180 degree turns (not a hairpin) in a time trial that would make a fixie riders approve. A tight enough area for this would leave barely enough room for a 180 degree sliding stop.

Rumblestrips that are more like fuck-you-up strips if you don't at least try to pop the front wheel up or bunny hop them

Legal for the race leader to dump oil in the curves

Sand Bunkers: the entire width of the road is a sandbox, except for a 6" wide bridge throught the middle


Some of these would benefit those who get the lead early and try to keep it. The peloton would be 10 minutes between the front and back, instead of one homogenous mass of pussies. Best of all, it would make cycling less fucking boring.

It's as easy as 1-2-3!

I don't get it... All a woman needs to do is be skinny, let her hair grow to the bottom of her shoulder blades, and shower/shampoo twice a day... What is so hard about that?

words of wisdom

Accidents don't kill people... accidents make people.

Take that out on your friday night with the flight attendants.

Bunny Boilers

All of you crazy stalker chicks are something else...

One of you had a mind-blowing revelation earlier today when I described to you how my phone does _not_ show 45 missed calls when it is turned off during all those calls... The only way I would've known that you called, under such circumstances, would be if you left a message. If my phone went straight to voicemail and you just hung up, then there is no magic stalker alert from Verizon Wireless that lets me know you called every 5 minutes while I was at 41,000' on my way to Ft Lauderdale.

So ladies, while I love the attention, please don't hold it against me. At least not that anyways. Just keep sending the nudie pics and I'll respond to them when my busy schedule allows.